spankmehardbarry:

when other bloggers refer to their followers as “fans”

September 20 2014, 03:38 PM   •   219 notes   •   Via: spankmehardbarry   •   Source: spankmehardbarry
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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

September 19 2014, 11:08 AM   •   415,689 notes   •   Via: rain-force   •   Source: thesorrovv

channeleon:

to install iOS8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps, photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

September 19 2014, 10:43 AM   •   4,573 notes   •   Via: channeleon   •   Source: channeleon

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

September 19 2014, 10:22 AM   •   261,641 notes   •   Via: surprisebitch   •   Source: earlygr4ves

familyfriendlyporno:

i love them omg

September 19 2014, 08:56 AM   •   207,706 notes   •   Via: intensional   •   Source: paid-in-starbucks
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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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